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Am I Given Free Metal Detectors?

Am I Given Free Metal Detectors? There's a very quick and simple answer to the question above - NO! I'm not given any free machines to shamelessly promote through my small and almost pointless YouTube channel. Unlike a lot of people out there I can't be purchased for any amount of money or free products. A little while back I made a video showing all the payments "I could find" that I'd made to Nexus metal detectors because I'd been accused by some very sad and pathetic individuals of being a Nexus shill. The above point can be demonstrated with all the machines that I use, it's really very simple, if I see a handmade analog detector that looks interesting I will purchase it, use it, make videos with it and write about it. Unfortunately due to social media we now live in a very pathetic universe where people will literally do and say anything if it means they can get free products, views and subscribers. These three elements mean absolutely fuck all to...

A Poem About The River Thames

 Forever Searching 

 I don't understand what compels me,

I'm the rivers understudy, 

a vagrant smeared on the brushstroke 

of a broken canvas, 

charcoal grey skies

Why am I alive?

there's nothing less extravagant 

than a clothes button

washed up upon the shore, 

oh what a bore, 

the Tesla’s where it’s at,

high octane shit 

but I don't care for it, 

I prefer the river to sail, 

the beauty of a hand-forged nail 

completes the thief inside,

I'd steal a heart

for you to stay alive

dying on the vine,

to keep you by my side 

you don’t know

what it means to me 

when you leave 

something for free

from the passing seas

these gifts from the Thames

oh how I cherish them






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